Much like the redneck lists, the good lists make you wonder if the person is putting himself down for being one.

You might be a Cheesehead if...
1. If your idea of a 7-course meal is a Brat and a 6-pack... you might be a Cheesehead!
2. If the Packer gear you wear to the game costs more than the trailer you live in... you might be a Cheesehead!
3. If you go to a December game without a shirt on... and so does your husband... you might be a Cheesehead!
4. If you name any of your kids Brett, Bart, Vince, Ray, or Curly... you might be a Cheesehead!
5. If your wedding dress has a "G" on it... you might be a Cheesehead!
6. If you've ever missed a wedding, your own child's birth, or a funeral to go to a game... you might be a Cheesehead!
7. If you have gotten frostbitten and sunburned at the same game... you might be a Cheesehead!
8. If you owe more money on your seat license than on your car... you might be a Cheesehead!
9. If you refer to the Packers as "we"... you might be a Cheesehead!
10. If ANY of your lingerie has Green Bay Packers anywhere on it, and your husband thinks it's the sexiest thing you own... you both might be Cheeseheads!
11. If game time temperature is going to be in the 20's and you're not sure if you should take a jacket... you might be a Cheesehead!
12. If you have EVER drunk a beer at a game when it was below zero... you might be a Cheesehead!
13. If your skin has ever been frozen to a seat or a goal post... you might be a Cheesehead!
14. If you spend more each month on tickets than you do on rent... you might be a Cheesehead!
15. If you have a casual and a formal cheesehead... you might be a Cheesehead... and an idiot!
16. If wearing a cheesehead to anywhere besides a Packers game seems like a good idea... you might be a Cheesehead!
17. If your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday... you might be a Cheesehead!
18. If you can't say "Frozen Tundra of Lambeau Field" without dropping your voice 2 octaves... you might be a Cheesehead!

I'm wondering if this was submitted by a soon-to-be ex-wife:

You might be a cheapskate if......

1. You concentrate on lowest prices than quality of an item.
2. You've ever went Christmas shopping at Goodwill.
3. You bought your wife her anniversary present at a yard sale.
4. Your brand new car will only last 2 years because you will never take it for repairs when needed.
5. You never buy flowers at Memorial Day.
6. You take your wife out for her anniversary dinner to McDonald's or Wal-Mart snack bar every year.
7. When shopping for groceries,you don't buy it unless you have a coupon or it's on sale.
8. You discreetly steal(without getting caught) every chance you get. [ okay, that's worse than a cheapskate... unless you're stealing extra ketchup packets--then that's just sad ]
9. You live in a house built in 1954 and it hasn't been remodeled since then.
10. You have a bumper sticker that says,"My Other Car Is A Piece Of Shit Too." and it's true.
11. You can't remember the last time you donated to a good cause.
12. You're not even sure if there was a FIRST time you donated to a good cause.
13. You do not drink alcohol unless it's open bar.
14. You say you only have 2 bucks when in reality there is 200 bucks in your wallet.
15. You ALWAYS drink water when you go to a restaurant. (unless you think someone else is going to pick up the tab... Then, you order the most expensive beverage they have. )
16. You usually take a bag of chips to covered dish picnics you get invited to.
17. Every year, getting a Christmas tree involves going into isolated woods.
18. You are a smoker and you bum more cigarettes than you buy your own.
19. Your wife's most common phrase at your home is,"It's probably broken like everything else around this place!"
20. Your kids get penny candy for Easter every year... from penny-operated gumball machines.