- you think sleep is for the weak. (clinky13@hotmail.com)
- you've just had your 20th cup of coffee within 20 minutes
on a Friday afternoon, at 4 o'clock, just so "the milk doesn't go bad over the
weekend" (Naz)
- you believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable. ( canyptian@aol.com )
- you have a website about caffeine ( junkie@thecaffeinepage.com )
- you're on a first name basis with Juan Valdez ( Bruce
Campbell, radiofreebc@yahoo.com )
- your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the
smell of coffee.
- your heart rate is always in triple digits.
- you know from experience caffeine tablets don't dissolve
in cola. ( Tony Hall, tonyhall@pcbank.net )
- you wake up to Mountain Dew, before switching to JOLT.
- you can name the five flavors of JOLT.
- you have a mini-fridge under your desk... and a catheter.
( Daryl Banttari, daryl@windsorcs.com )
- you drink decaf by accident and slip into a coma.
- you ask, "Sleep? What's that?" ( cyberfan@gmx.net )
- you go to the doctor because you're afraid there might be
blood in your Mountain Dew stream. (Becky)
- every coffee company wants to have your picture on their
packs of coffee powder. ( cyberfan@gmx.net )
- your heart only beats twice an hour and your eyes won't
shut anymore.
- your wife asked you to buy milk, bread and butter and you
heard "buy coffee, coffee and coffee." ( cyberfan@gmx.net
)
- your slogan is "Save water, drink coffee." ( cyberfan@gmx.net )
- your child's name is Nescafe. ( cyberfan@gmx.net )
- Mountain Dew is the stuff great decisions are made of.
- Starbucks has decided to use you as their official
mascot.you've ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning. ( bvanover@wwd.net )
- you regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a good
sign. ( Zoe, zobrien@rocketmail.com )
- you have tattooed across the knuckles of your hands
"JOLT" and "COLA" ( Zoe )
- your birthday is a national holiday in Colombia.
- you go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.
- your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock
is in the kitchen. ( tecii@webtv.net )
- you've ever used the airplane's Call button just to get a
coffee refill.
- you've ever knelt and prayed before a Starbuck's logo.
- your web page has the Mountain Dew color scheme.
- you can't remember the last time you blinked. (Ken
McKinney)
- you have on more than one occasion snorted instant coffee.
(Ken McKinney)
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- you have distilled Jolt Cola to make it more potent. (Ken
McKinney)
- you have dark brown colored hair but you are a natural
blonde and have never dyed it. (Ken McKinney)
- the dishes in your house are all coffee cups. (Ken
McKinney)
- your dog's name is Folgers. (Ken McKinney)
- you see nothing wrong with using water joe (the
caffeinated water) to make the coffee you use to take your no-doze.
- you believe that sleep is simply a poor substitute for
sleep (Psycho Dragon, christop@umr.edu )
- it's 6:09 AM and you're on your 2nd 20oz. cup of coffee.
- you have to drink some form of caffeinated beverage just
to sleep.
- you'd rather be beaten over the head with a sledgehammer
than give up that first cup of coffee in the morning.
(Caffeine withdrawal is a real headache.)
- you've given up sex, TV, or all forms of meat for Lent
before, but can't make it 40 days without caffeine.
- you've given up sex, TV, and all forms of meat
for Lent before, but STILL can't make it 40 days without caffeine.
- you could live in a desert like a hermit, eating bugs for
food, as long as you had enough coffee beans with you.
- you suck on a used coffee filter (full of coffee grounds)
whenever the can runs out of coffee.
- you dip espresso beans.
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