- submitted by: Felecia Murphy (ohsofly99@hotmail.com):
- you have half-broken objects in your house that you refuse to throw away with the hope
that you can someday fix them.
- you spend time looking at house hold products trying to devise a method for improvement.
- you actually buy technical books.
- you think that your way is the best way to do everything and constantly challenge ideas.
- you solder tools together to form new objects.
- you constantly inform people that the ships in Star Wars should all be silent in space.
(Stu)
- ...and pick out other faults in movies regarding machines. (Stu)
- you tell people that time travel is impossible. (Stu)
- ...minutes later you think of how you would build a time machine. (Stu)
- you know "natural frequency" has nothing to do with bowel movements. (Stu)
- you get angry when people won't let you fix things they've broken. (Stu)
- you tried to build Transformer toys out of lego as a kid. (Stu)
- ...and tried to invent various lego contraptions in the hope of making money. (Stu)
- you beg everyone you know to call you "Scotty." (Caitlin H.)
- you can do vector calculus in your head, but you forgot how to do long division. (Psycho
Dragon, christop@umr.edu)
- you consider a databook "good reading" when you're on the toilet. (Stu Bell)
- the first thing you do with anything new is take it apart to see how it
works. (Stu Bell)
- the last time you moved, you needed two dumpsters to haul off the scrap electrical parts
from your work room. (Stu Bell)
- you not only know what a left-handed constabulator is, but you designed one once, for
fun. (Stu Bell) Okay, okay... I'm more of a computer geek than an
engineer...
- you paid more for math and science books during college than most people pay for
tuition.
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