- you want to harm people who use Linux. ( David Pollak, davidp@everymail.net )
- you think that's a coincidence than StarOffice crashes under Windows 98.
- Linux is FREE, but you've paid a collective $1000 to keep Windows up-to-date (Win 95,
98, 98 SE, Win ME)
- you have an urge to destroy all competition. ( Duck )
- you think paying hundreds of dollars for updates every two years is okay. ( cyberfan@gmx.net )
- you're willing to pay full price for their software... Aren't most of us
under Microsoft control whether we like it or not? ( cyberfan@gmx.net )
- you're happy with a web server that can go a full 24 hours between reboots.
- Bill Gates is your hero. ( scott2unme@altavista.com
)
- you think it's normal to pay thousands on software updates that will be out of date
within the year. ( cyberfan@gmx.net )
- you see nothing wrong with the fact that FrontPage 98 can turn a 17 KB file into a 78 KB
upon a save (adds <!--mstheme> tags...
- you don't think FrontPage 97 should have to be Y2K compliant.
- you've believed that Windows is modern technology
- you consider a crash every few hours and losing all your work acceptable
- you think hat 100Mb for a glorified text editor (Word) is acceptable
- you think that crippling your 450Mhz quad-Pentium making it run as fast as an 8086 with
DOS is acceptable
- you think that getting a CD full of bug fixes for something that you just forked out
$89.95 for is acceptable
- while installing software, you think it is normal to reboot four times. (Japkin)
- you think that Visual Basic is the most powerful language ever invented.
|
| |
|