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  • you have an overwhelming urge to nod and say, "Now I understand why your kid is the way they are," after meeting the parents.
  • you've ever said "Put that gum on your nose!"
  • ...outside of the classroom.
  • you can't have children because there is no name you can think of that doesn't give you high blood pressure. ( Marvin59@hotmail.com )
  • you believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on report cards. ( Marvin59@hotmail.com )
  • you think people should get government permits before they can reproduce. ( Marvin59@hotmail.com )
  • you hand pieces of paper to your friends and make them spit out their gum in front of you. (Diane)
  • your voice is permanently set on high volume from attempting to be heard over students' voices day after day. ( Lisa, firstserve@hotmail.com )
  • you're more strict with the kids at school than at home.
  • you correct a total stranger's grammar errors.
  • when you go shopping and your kids spot a friend, the kid's parents come over and say hi, and you don't remember ever meeting them.
  • you're more strict with the kids at school than at home.
  • your correct a total stranger's grammar errors.
  • when you go shopping and your kids spot a friend, the kid's parents come over and say hi, and you don't remember ever meeting them.
  • any sustained loud noise causes you to impulsively flick the light switch on and off. (admrlhowdy@hotmail.com)
  • you think it's normal to go through four years of college to earn a salary that's below the poverty line. (Laura Cole)
  • you send another adult to detention for using four-letter words in public... (Laura Cole)
  • ... and they go. (Laura Cole)
  • you cringe whenever someone says, "At least you give three months vacation."
  • ...or "I would love to get off work at 3."
  • (most) people allow you to tell their child what to do.

 

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