- you have an overwhelming urge to nod and say, "Now I understand why your kid is the
way they are," after meeting the parents.
- you've ever said "Put that gum on your nose!"
- ...outside of the classroom.
- you can't have children because there is no name you can think of that doesn't give you
high blood pressure. ( Marvin59@hotmail.com
)
- you believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on report cards. (
Marvin59@hotmail.com )
- you think people should get government permits before they can reproduce. ( Marvin59@hotmail.com )
- you hand pieces of paper to your friends and make them spit out their gum in front of
you. (Diane)
- your voice is permanently set on high volume from attempting to be heard over students'
voices day after day. ( Lisa, firstserve@hotmail.com
)
- you're more strict with the kids at school than at home.
- you correct a total stranger's grammar errors.
- when you go shopping and your kids spot a friend, the kid's parents come over and say
hi, and you don't remember ever meeting them.
- you're more strict with the kids at school than at home.
- your correct a total stranger's grammar errors.
- when you go shopping and your kids spot a friend, the kid's parents come over and say
hi, and you don't remember ever meeting them.
- any sustained loud noise causes you to impulsively flick the light switch on and off. (admrlhowdy@hotmail.com)
- you think it's normal to go through four years of college to earn a salary that's below
the poverty line. (Laura Cole)
- you send another adult to detention for using four-letter words in public... (Laura
Cole)
- ... and they go. (Laura Cole)
- you cringe whenever someone says, "At least you give three months vacation."
- ...or "I would love to get off work at 3."
- (most) people allow you to tell their child what to do.
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