- you comment how the sales team is just so Stef. (Scivistri)
- you talk to your Sushi. (Mike R.)
- you ever downloaded the Miranda pinup... and pinned it up. (Glenn S.)
- when speaking about the author of UserFriendly, you have to stop and explain that "JD" is Illiad's real name. (Deech)
- you know who "Jo McRobb" is. (Deech)
- you've suggested to your significant other that they need a little "Stef Lovin". (Deech)
- you know the emergency procedure when the coffee filters run out. (Deech)
- you actually FOUND Evil Geniuses for Dummies (ultra-hardcore-UFie: Faith can move mountains). (Loup-Garou)
- you know a fitting UF-strip for everything someone else says. (Loup-Garou)
- you named your cat 5.
- you begin saying nyet and da or adding unnecessary Ks to all words. (climbingwacko)
- you spent days reading through the entire cartoon archive. (heretic)
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when you were supposed to be working. (heretic)
- you know the difference between a Dust Puppy and a crud puppy. (Networkboy)
- you know what a "UFIE" is and don't mind being referred to as such. (Networkboy)
- you speak with a slavic accent, but aren't from Eastern Europe. (Networkboy)
- you can identify Illiad by sight. (Networkboy)
- you consider Greg/Pitr/Mike/Miranda/AJ to be your role model. (Networkboy)
- you've read the archives, in not only English, but in another language as well.
- you own either of the following books: User Friendly: The Comic Strip or Evil Geniuses in a Nutshell: A User Friendly Guide to World Domination.
- ...or a dust puppy (three).
- you've actually searched for the _Evil Geniuses for Dummies_ book. (Pinocchio Poppins)
- ...and actually purchased _Evil Geniuses in a Nutshell_. (Pinocchio Poppins)
- you look to Pitr for programming inspiration.
- your girlfriend proposes to you through the User Friendly news board.
- you've actually searched for the "Evil Geniuses for Dummies" book.