- you're reading this at 3:30am, while chugging a bottle of jolt. (Spankwagon)
- you have never seen any of your friends in person. ( Daisy, mclaughlin@melodymail.com )
- you say that you 'have to download' everytime you have to go to the bathroom. ( Daisy, mclaughlin@melodymail.com )
- you haven't went shopping in a "brick-and-mortar" store in a year... even for
food.
- you haven't heard a song recently that wasn't in MP3 format.
- you prefer getting paid a *cumulative* $2.25 per hour with pay for surf programs than
actually working.
- no one can ever phone you because you're always on-line...
- ...or can always reach you because have a separate line for your connection.
- you refer to dying as going to "www.heaven.com".
- you dream in HTML. ( David Pollack, cyberfan@gmx.net
)
- you refer to everything in URL form.
- you wake up and wonder which web site you've surfed to. ( David Pollack,
cyberfan@gmx.net )
- your motto is, "My homepage is my castle." ( cyberfan@gmx.net
)
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